Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
It's official drugs can't kill me
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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