I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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