That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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