i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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