Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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