Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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