i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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