Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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