I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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