I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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