I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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