I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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