can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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