do herpes really smell.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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