My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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