Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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