okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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