Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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