that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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