My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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