Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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