come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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