Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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