There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
