yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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