Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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