I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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