Do vagina's smell?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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