the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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