Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
