Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
im six kinds of drunk right now
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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