I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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