I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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