There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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