At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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