How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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