Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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