Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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