I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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