pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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