You work out of a Hotel?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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