i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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