Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
this will be a night to untag.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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