i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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