Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
someone owes me an orgasm
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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