u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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