I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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