well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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