Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
this is an emotional support booty call
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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