I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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