why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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