I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm passing your future prison.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
there is glitter all over my balls
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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