We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
i think my cat just said my name.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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