Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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