We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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