So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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