You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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